NOTE: DUE TO THE SARS VIRUS, THE GRANT IS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED
The Egyptians had scholarships, the ancient Chinese had scholarships, MICROSOFT had scholarships, the Africans had scholarships, the Algebraists Anonymous have scholarships.
Sesquianually, we, the proud conglomerate of anonymous algerbaists, give out scholarships to pursuers of the philosophy of mathematics that we see fit to obtain an AAA-A=AA scholarship.
The official title of our scholarship is "The Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship".
Indeed note that we give out this scholarship sesquianually, just like how the inner products in Hilbert spaces are sesquilinear in one component (Obviously the second except on Sundays), our scholarships are sesquilinear. DOES THAT MAKE US ANALYSTS!? Take a GUESS!
In order to qualify for the Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship you ought to be worthy. You are worthy iff:
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\item You're familiar with the basics of the Philosophy of Mathematics.
\item You're capable of communicating with math spectra in the platonic realm, and have done so unsupportedly on your own before.
\item You're NOT resident of Oklahoma city (Okinawa city Japan is permitted).
\item You do NOT in any way USE, SUPPORT, ENJOY, ENCOURAGE, etc. any actions or products of Microsoft Inc..
\item You support the island of Nauru.
\end{enumerate}
At Algebraists Anonymous we proudly stand up for our values, hence thusly:
G. STANDS FOR GOOD
Goodness is one of the most imporant virtues of being good, it is highly important in the The Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship grant scholarship. Applicants are expected to be good as opposed to being bad. There is a reason, why god starts with three of the letters also contained within goodness.
R. STANDS FOR THE REAL NUMBERS
While various of our members debate on the reality of the real numbers, in this scholarship comes incorparated the real R, a nonnumber field used by many, most, and a lot of people.
A. STANDS FOR ALGEBRAISTS
Algebra, derived from the ancient art of Arabic, allows realizing the ghosts without need of medical aid such as Benadryl.
D. STANDS FOR DURABLE
Durability, just as goodness, is a virtue.
E. STANDS FOR EXCELLENT
Rings are excellent precisely when they're Grothendieck, universally catenary, and have all finite type algebras over them have their sets of prime ideals regularizing at which gives a regular local ring be Zariski-open. Tautologically, this is but a precise reformulation of the requirements we expect of all applicants.
-. STANDS FOR SUBTRACTION
One of the most fundamental operations of mathematics. Subtracting things illustrates their difference, something we at Algebraists Anonymous know to value.
A. STANDS FOR ANONYMOUS
While we're Algebraists, we're also Anonymous. (REMEMBER TO TAKE A GUESS AS TO WHETHER WE'RE ANALYSTS)
Previous winners of the The Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship exclude and are limited to: Richie N. Thomspon, Stephen Hawking, Linus Torvalds, etc.
The precise amount of money(cash) granted in case of winning, is adjusted weekly for inflation and will be announced to the winner upon winning successfully. !!!Unsuccessful winners do not get any money(cash)!!!!!
To apply for the The Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship please fill out the below form, screenshot your screen such that all of your answers to the form are visible, convert the screenshot to .HIF formatting such that it does not exceed 2MB, and email the screenshot to RN.Thompson@aamath.org.
I am intereseted in applying for The Algebraists Anonymous G.R.A.D.E.-A. Philosophy of Mathematics Scholarship:
I do not in any way use, support, enjoy, encourage, etc. any actions or products of Microsoft Inc.:
Gender:
Your eyesight(Note that any nonatomic measure has all countable sets be of nil measure):
Tell us the reason why all other candidates are inferior to you: