AGENDA: Advancing Algebra Anonyonbymously
The Three Ays:
* A0: ~AGENDA~ At the start of everything, you have the letter A. At AA, we have TWO.* A1: ~Advance~ Our membership has a combined experience of over 5000 years teaching and researching mathematics.
* A2: ~Algebraist~ All mathematics is fundamentally algebra. We believe in the fair representation of category theory and higher topoi.
* A3: ~Anonymous~ We don't forget. We don't forgive. We will forget.
About
I want people to be able to explore and savor this website. It is a piece of art. A masterpiece of higher intellectual Teichmuller theory.If you say that this piece of art... I guess this piece of art is not the worst... Mmm...
In the beginning, there was Richie N. Thompson, a high intellectual of Shinichi Mochizuki. He was a computer scientist and sysadmin for 20 years at Microsoft. Afterwards, I was fired for being too productive. Microsoft is 48 years old. Microsoft will die before I hit 50. By Ay A3, we have that We will not forgive. Thence, we shan't forgive the treespasses of Microsoft (Inc.) against we.
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Activities
BOOK CLUB
In order to increase our already profound intellect, we sometimes consume various writings ("books"). Our most recent efforts include Brian Hall's Quantum Theory for Mathematicians, Borwein's Convex Analysis, Kreyszig's Functional Analysis, Fomenko and Fuch's Homotopical Topology, Stein's Complex Analysis, and Rudin's Ball in $\mathbb{C}^n$. The unwashed and disgraceful academics in the mainstream would label most of these writings as falling within the mathematical genre of "analysis" or "topology". However, by Ay A2, it is obvious that we only read Algebra!
COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
In the Algebraists Anonymous, we only work with computable numbers. These are the only ``REAL" numbers there are. DO NOT message me again about CAUCHY SEQUENCES, """"PROFESSOR"""" ISHUYAMA! You CANNOT EVEN write down uncomputable """""REALS"!!! I can give you the name of the number that is 2^2^2^2^2^... but you cannot tell ME what Chaitin's constant.